神游太虚之突来感想记

我把歌放上来了，哈哈


2009年某月某日闭目养神时突然想起了一首歌，一首很久很旧的歌，应该是陪过我们爸妈甚至阿公阿嬷走过岁月的歌。于是就下载了来听听，越听蛮不错哈哈（可能老了）。歌名叫'戏凤'，是黄梅调，歌手呢由于这首歌年代久远，被很多人翻唱过了而谁的好听呢就见仁见智呵呵。我听的是'张凤凤'一人诠释三个角色的版本。歌词剧情分别由三个角色诠释组成，分别是两男（皇帝与酒家小二）与一女（酒家女）。剧情是关于明代少年天子朱正德微服出巡私访梅龙镇泡妞而酒家女见招拆招外加小二吃醋的内容哈。

开始时，酒家女（凤姐）自白说着对朱皇帝的爱慕之情而苦不知他的心意如何。朱皇帝在这时候现身一一解答凤姐的疑惑（这皇帝应该是躲在一角偷听凤姐说话吧，不然哪来那么好的timing, LOL!) 接着凤姐碍着古时的三贞九烈教条，不能表露丝毫的欣喜，只能收起情感反问朱皇帝干什么来着。于是乎朱皇帝就暗示了他对凤姐的爱慕之情 ，殊不知凤姐却继续满不在乎的说今天老板不在所以酒家不营业。朱皇帝这下豁出去了，说:"賣酒的風情好~　你比酒更迷人~" 接着凤姐还想隐藏暗喜之情可却被朱皇帝点破了.

就在凤姐不知所措时,酒家小二(大牛)突然发飙了,说要是朱皇帝再油嘴滑舌要把他送官府(这人应该也是暗恋着凤姐,不然为什么那么偷听不止还那么激动 LOL),不料却被凤姐阻止了(阻着别人谈情,更何况是郎有情妹有意,当然被呵斥了哈.)从大牛发飙到凤姐阻止他的时光,朱皇帝却怡然自得的在凤姐的手帕上提了诗,凤姐自然地要嗔怪了.不料朱皇帝却不小心泄露了皇族背景,凤姐却还当他是信口雌黄而想以欺君之罪吓退他(不知为何,古时欺君一定要灭九族,真是夸张).朱皇帝满不在乎的以酒家名'龙凤酒家'反将一军欺君罪,凤姐也不是嫩的姜所以当然有她的一套方法拆解了朱皇帝的指控.

朱皇帝见凤姐不但国色天香还这么冰雪聪明,钦慕之情一发洋溢而立即表白加提亲(皇帝应该不需要媒人吧hahaha)胆粗粗劝凤姐跟他私奔.在这千钧一发的时刻,大牛终于大发雷霆,使用一切恐吓外加暴力手段企图阻止朱皇帝撬他墙角的计划.凤姐也意识到两人这么一走了之是名不正言不顺(当然是在不知道眼前人是当今圣上的前提下,自古以来皇帝要什么很少有得不到的 >_<),只好婉转的打发了朱皇帝叫他快离开.一段游龙戏凤的曲目就这么告一段落了.


[感言篇](纯属个人愚见wahaha)
先来谈谈朱皇帝这风流小子吧,放着后宫三千佳丽,搞个微服猎艳图的是什么,说穿了就是千古金律:家花哪有野花香.(邓丽君都有唱'路边的野花不要采'对吧 lol).不过呢他微服出巡靠着自己的实力泡妞而不使用权力强霸民女也真值得佩服.他的失败也只能说因为有个情敌大牛仔旁搞破坏,不然凤姐早被哄得晕头转向了.所以虽然说高手一出手,便知有没有,缺乏计划往往还是导致失败的原因.起码大牛第一次发飙时就该醒目地察觉这是个间接情敌,借故支开他才不会落得最后吃闭门羹的下场.可能他的补佐大臣不在身旁或不包帮出泡妞点子的职务吧,哈.




凤姐呢,起码也算是个被封建束缚思想影响而不能自由恋爱的其中一个受害者吧.平白放着感情却不能表露之外,还必须顾着贞节名声,真是难为她了.她也不是盖的,既能化解朱皇帝的表白还能不得罪他,确实是个高IQ + 高EQ的美女,只可惜生错了时代.不然起码是个国务卿,啧啧啧.

有缘无份的小二-大牛, 犯了大忌恋上了东家的妹妹(也算半个东家吧).原本只想默默地守在她身边享受着细水长流的甜蜜,却没想到半途杀出了个程咬金,还是当今圣上(大牛当然不懂咯)!原本凤姐喃喃自语倾诉着相思情也就算了,情敌竟然杀进店里来还当着他的面与他的心上人调情,这干惯粗活儿的小二自然想与他拼命.所以说啊,近水楼台不一定先得月,也要看那楼台有没有本事或值不值得月亮留恋.

自古以来皇帝微服出巡邂遘美女的故事都满灸手可热,应该是灰姑娘情结吧.看来东方西方都钟情于王子公主型的浪漫故事架构.这首歌的情节表达了千古年轻皇帝一律的姿态那就是要什么就想要什么,往往缺乏计划,要是没有补佐助理大臣的back up,都没有什么好下场.封建时代自由恋爱是禁止的,不过这首歌里却诠释得一点也不让人觉得像肥皂剧里那么的悲壮反而很轻松.听完这首歌只会笑笑里边人物的台词与境遇.最后呢,其实这歌的剧情与实际传统剧情有些出入,所以笔者的感想完全得自这歌的歌词而偏离了原本故事情节的人物原轨.

p/s:我不是不泡只是时候未到.

Kill or Save

OU! Bread!

Guess what are the red dots on ice floe? Consequence of massacre?


Recently, I read a mail from someone who cared bout me and willing to share some information with me. Inside the mail i found that there was a news talking about seasonal slaughtering seals in Canada and Norway. This news was published on local newspaper few years ago if I'm not mistaken :D. The content of mail consists of pictures and stories of baby seals being hunted by so called hunters. ;)
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Quote from the mail:

Noorway and Canada have a new kind of tourisme.
Killing baby seals!!!! They call it 'hunting' and it's a sport!!

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I believe that most of you (especially animal lovers)who view the pics feel sorry for those seals since human beings are doing such activities around the world most of the time, regardless of what animals're involved. Perhaps your mind is full of the pitiful seals and you wish to stand up against the hunters for the seals, at least for few seconds LMAO.

Uh Oh! But here comes the hidden fact ;) Ever heard about cause and effect? It is unacceptable people could just simply turn a slaughter activity into a game, right? Ok cut the crap, in fact the slaughter that happen seasonally every year is to ensure that the seals aren't overpopulated as stated by Canadian government and sealing industry. They claimed that income of fishing industry had been reducing over the years caused by the decreasing fish stock and increasing seals. YEAH, the answer is right here in front of your eyes: We kill the seals because they eat our fish, besides that seal has fur and fat that we can make income with." HoHoHo (Just sharing, not supporting)


公说公有理， 婆说婆有理.<-- For those who don't read chinese, it is an ancient chinese saying: "Two parties must have their own point of view respectively for one issue." Canadian government, sealing and fishing industry both wanted the seals to die as the number of seals is in contrast with their income. FYI products such as fashion garments are made by seal fur. Income in tourism is attractive, too. :q

IMHO, there will be source wherever there is need. There is no way people can stop what they do simply because of money,lots of money! $$$$$ you get that? TO KILL OR TO SAVE, I'm the supporter of SAVING of course lol. Hey please do not ask me why did i write this thing, I just need a way to express my own opinions. Btw Please do not hesitate to leave your comment about your opinion in this issue or just KILL/SAVE so i can know your thought.

Please do hesitate to criticize me for my grammar i knew my problem (that's enough) hahahaha

p/s: I'm a nature lover too :P
All the best to every life on earth.